Jesus' Ninja-Arsonist

Student Burns Porn Shop to Serve God

A student at a Knoxville Bible College has confessed to setting fire to an adult bookstore.


Benjamin Warren, 20, said he burned down the store to serve God, but now realizes what he did was wrong.

It seems that now the Bible college is having to get all their porn from the web.

Warren was dressed as a ninja when the torched the Town and Country bookstore. A store manager said the fire damage totals nearly a million dollars.

God doesn't like porn films, but he does like old Hong Kong action movies.

Rumors of the arson reached the president of Crown College, and he encouraged Warren to turn himself in.

He too has to get all of his porn from the web and was mad at this young man.

The case will now go to the grand jury.

According to a news video from the AP about this guy, he was dressed like a ninja, and used a fake gun to get the store's clerk to leave before he torched the place back in January. In an interview on the video the college president says that Mr. Ninja had a crisis of conscience after a car wreck that he felt was a sign from God (who doesn't have to get his porn from the web).

I just wonder what Jesus' strippers would think about this guy, and once again I pose the question:

Where were the evil gay atheist feminists during this crime?