Nominees: Angelina Jolie, Thong, Saddam Hussein, and Jessica Alba. And the winner is...
Well, we have come across another day in the calendar where there are no holidays that I can find.
I was going to declare another Angelina Jolie Day, but she is already being honored by magazines and such, and I don't want to come off like some kind of crazed stalker, so I decided not to.
Then I thought about 'Thong Day,' but judging by the searches linking to this blog, every day is 'Thong Day' for many in the cyber-world.
It is Saddam Hussein's birthday, but I think I will wait and have 'Insane Dictator Day' on my president's birthday.
That leaves the anniversary of Mussolini's death, and Jessica Alba's birthday. Since 'Insane Dictator Day' is being put off, I'll just say happy birthday to Ms. Alba and declare it Jessica Alba Day. This give me an excuse to put a picture of her in my blog, thereby increasing hits.
I was going to declare another Angelina Jolie Day, but she is already being honored by magazines and such, and I don't want to come off like some kind of crazed stalker, so I decided not to.
Then I thought about 'Thong Day,' but judging by the searches linking to this blog, every day is 'Thong Day' for many in the cyber-world.
It is Saddam Hussein's birthday, but I think I will wait and have 'Insane Dictator Day' on my president's birthday.
That leaves the anniversary of Mussolini's death, and Jessica Alba's birthday. Since 'Insane Dictator Day' is being put off, I'll just say happy birthday to Ms. Alba and declare it Jessica Alba Day. This give me an excuse to put a picture of her in my blog, thereby increasing hits.
posted by Chymera at 4/27/2006 11:11:00 PM
Who: Ron Nicolas
4 Comments:
You should have thrown in an arbitrary Simpson's mention, allowing you to say the word "Simpson", therefore picking up people who are looking for Jessica Simpson as well as this Jessica you have photographed.
Oh did I just do that?
You are good at this whole search string manipulation thing. So, maybe mentioning blow guns and someone's job after the Simpson's would really draw in the freaks.
So far, the most intricate string has been "Liberal-Marxist-homosexual-Zionist coalition", now that's a detailed search.
He he. I wanna go to one of their parties.
I'm trying to hammer out the itinerary with the homosexual and Zionist wings of the coalition as we speak.
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