The Dog Fart Thong

I was checking on links to me again and found that thong searches are still the most popular way to find my blog. While checking on these links I came across a product that I would like to share with those of you who have way too much money and want something to waste it on.

Thanks to the people at Flat-D Inc. the dog owners of the world no longer have to deal with the rude odors that little Fido sometimes emits. Yes, ladies and gentlemen you can now buy fido his very own Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad.

This wonderful little innovation uses a washable charcoal filter strapped to your dogs backside to filter the air escaping from his posterior orifice, thus keeping your house free from the odor of processed kibble. And what's more incredible, this device comes in thong form so Spot will not only smell good, but also be quite fashionable around town.

The one potential problem with this device is the resulting loss of a scapegoat for the smells the dog owner himself emits. No more blaming the family pet for one's own odiferous emissions. Well they have that covered too. You can also bye pads for yourself and your loved ones that fit discreetly in your undergarments to filter your digestive gases. There is even a pad for women who wear thong underwear, so they too can be fashionable and fart-smell free. Now no one in your home or office need ever have to deal with your foul intestinal odors ever again, and situations like the one pictured below can be avoided.